So here is a wee poem just for a laugh.
Fish and chips:
Fish and chips, baked beans and Spam
Spaghetti on toast, scones and jam
Soups and stews and shepherd’s pies
Hamburgers, Cokes and a large french fries
Sponges and custards and chocolate cake
These are the foods of which I partake
Pate and bread rolls and chilled white wine
A fitting repast for a stomach of mine
Now my belt will not tighten
So my plate I must lighten
It’s farewell to the porridge, fried eggs and ham
And it’s dry toast, skim milk and Weet Bix- oh damn!